I haven't posted in awhile! But I am wide awake and in a great mood. I'm also sick of filling up notebook after notebook, I'm going to get carpal tunnel either way. This has been all a dream. Like I remember it but it seems like it didn't happen. Maybe my mind is making up shit because I can't sleep.
Heres my advertisment of the day, I'm kidding, don't do this its my thing:
You want to know something awesome to do in the hallways at school? Are you sick of people shoving you and shoulder bumping you? ME TOO! So I made up elbow terrorising, and you can even do it when you're carrying books! All you do is put your hand on your hip and stick your elbow out. When you walk down the hallways and people aren't paying attention you'll give them a nice love tap. And you know whats even better? When they A) look at you funny/give you a dirty look or B) do it back. Actually, nobodys done this back yet but now that you all know, I'm expecting a whole lot of bruising. I pat myself on the back for my passive aggressive ways.
I love not making plans! Thats why when people ask me if I want to hang out I normally reply with I don't know, hoping maybe somebody will think like me one day. Some friends I have to make plans with because they really don't get it. But, usually I like drop hints and am like hey I'm at walmart. Or say I'm somewhere and one day when finally somebody gets that its more like me saying run into me there!" It'll be so funny! Even if I do look like crap, I love seeing my minions and people I love. I also love seeing people in like random places. Like, if I visit an antique shop and someone is there that I know, I always go and talk to them. Those people that like awkwardly say hi to you and then walk away and then awkwardly see you in the store over and over again are no fun! So, its better to just go up and talk to the badass. Whats the worse that can happen?!
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